Given the early start, 450am, 3 clever fellows decided the best plan of action was to sleep at the pick up point!
And the little one said roll over, clearly the “little one” was not Jake
Its Yager Oclock (yes I know that’s spelt wrong) or to normal people that’s 7am!
A fine bunch of fit gentlemen who managed to break away from their rigorous warm up (drinking) for a few minutes
THE GAME
This happened
That happened
6 Players broke wind meaning a supporter having to run for cover
Ex Labour MP defects to the winning side. If only he had thought about that in the last general election!
The bench of impact players look on waiting for their chance to change the game
Tommy takes time out to model for the next edition of Rugby Shirt Weekly
Nice and Tight and one man wide
Nathan “man of the match” Ricketts looks on at the rest of the team knowing he has the award in the bag
Steve and Jake here something they don’t like.
The more we are together the happier we will be
Chairman Riches looks to his right and decides if I am ever going to pull a hard man pose, now is the time.
The invitation 15 show off their celebrity players Curly, Larry and Mo
The invitation XV now realised why they won every line out
Mean while Club Captain Danny Newbury was at home building a chimney
Post Game
Bob began to worry, he would have to make a speech soon. To help his nerves he ate.
Dave helped by sleeping
Mean while Cofus (or Ipad as predictive text has now named him) showed off the moustache he had taken three weeks to grow
The worry began to grow. Its me next….what shall I say
Bob went with what he knew best. My sister Belinda…………….
Emmerdales Eric Pollard appeared to buy some “art” at the impending auction.
Bob presents the C & L with a shit picture, why you ask? Because he did.
The Men of The Match and The Black Dogs down their drinks. Nathan “casual” Ricketts doesn’t even take his hand from his loose change
Bob begins to think of the next tour to Zambia while a young farmer looks on in awe.
Post auction Claire has two questions for Tim. 1 Why did you leave Wootton for this lot? 2 Why did you just pay £42 for two pictures we don’t want?
Mean while, not wanting to be left out, Babz makes a 50p bid for a sheet of paper.
What happened next??? Well send me the photos and I will show the world!
