Given the early start, 450am, 3 clever fellows decided the best plan of action was to sleep at the pick up point!And the little one said roll over, clearly the “little one” was not JakeIts Yager Oclock (yes I know that’s spelt wrong) or to normal people that’s 7am!A fine bunch of fit gentlemen who managed to break away from their rigorous warm up (drinking) for a few minutesTHE GAMEThis happenedThat happened6 Players broke wind meaning a supporter having to run for coverEx Labour MP defects to the winning side. If only he had thought about that in the last general election!The bench of impact players look on waiting for their chance to change the gameTommy takes time out to model for the next edition of Rugby Shirt WeeklyNice and Tight and one man wideNathan “man of the match” Ricketts looks on at the rest of the team knowing he has the award in the bagSteve and Jake here something they don’t like.The more we are together the happier we will beChairman Riches looks to his right and decides if I am ever going to pull a hard man pose, now is the time.The invitation 15 show off their celebrity players Curly, Larry and MoThe invitation XV now realised why they won every line outMean while Club Captain Danny Newbury was at home building a chimneyPost GameBob began to worry, he would have to make a speech soon. To help his nerves he ate.Dave helped by sleepingMean while Cofus (or Ipad as predictive text has now named him) showed off the moustache he had taken three weeks to growThe worry began to grow. Its me next….what shall I sayBob went with what he knew best. My sister Belinda…………….Emmerdales Eric Pollard appeared to buy some “art” at the impending auction.Bob presents the C & L with a shit picture, why you ask? Because he did.The Men of The Match and The Black Dogs down their drinks. Nathan “casual” Ricketts doesn’t even take his hand from his loose changeBob begins to think of the next tour to Zambia while a young farmer looks on in awe.Post auction Claire has two questions for Tim. 1 Why did you leave Wootton for this lot? 2 Why did you just pay £42 for two pictures we don’t want?Mean while, not wanting to be left out, Babz makes a 50p bid for a sheet of paper.What happened next??? Well send me the photos and I will show the world!