Given the early start, 450am, 3 clever fellows decided the best plan of action was to sleep at the pick up point!

Given the early start, 450am, 3 clever fellows decided the best plan of action was to sleep at the pick up point!

And the little one said roll over, clearly the "little one" was not Jake

And the little one said roll over, clearly the “little one” was not Jake

Its Yager Oclock (yes I know that's spelt wrong) or to normal people that's 7am!

Its Yager Oclock (yes I know that’s spelt wrong) or to normal people that’s 7am!

A fine bunch of fit gentlemen who managed to break away from their rigorous warm up (drinking) for a few minutes

A fine bunch of fit gentlemen who managed to break away from their rigorous warm up (drinking) for a few minutes

THE GAME

This happened

This happened

That happened

That happened

6 Players broke wind meaning a supporter having to run for cover

6 Players broke wind meaning a supporter having to run for cover

Ex Labour MP defects to the winning side. If only he had thought about that in the last general election!

Ex Labour MP defects to the winning side. If only he had thought about that in the last general election!

The bench of impact players look on waiting for their chance to change the game

The bench of impact players look on waiting for their chance to change the game

Tommy takes time out to model for the next edition of Rugby Shirt Weekly

Tommy takes time out to model for the next edition of Rugby Shirt Weekly

Nice and Tight and one man wide

Nice and Tight and one man wide

Nathan "man of the match" Ricketts looks on at the rest of the team knowing he has the award in the bag

Nathan “man of the match” Ricketts looks on at the rest of the team knowing he has the award in the bag

Steve and Jake here something they don't like.

Steve and Jake here something they don’t like.

The more we are together the happier we will be

The more we are together the happier we will be

Chairman Riches looks to his right and decides if I am ever going to pull a hard man pose, now is the time.

Chairman Riches looks to his right and decides if I am ever going to pull a hard man pose, now is the time.

The invitation 15 show off their celebrity players Curly, Larry and Mo

The invitation 15 show off their celebrity players Curly, Larry and Mo

The invitation XV now realised why they won every line out

The invitation XV now realised why they won every line out

Mean while Club Captain Danny Newbury was at home building a chimney

Mean while Club Captain Danny Newbury was at home building a chimney

Post Game

Bob began to worry, he would have to make a speech soon. To help his nerves he ate.

Bob began to worry, he would have to make a speech soon. To help his nerves he ate.

Dave helped by sleeping

Dave helped by sleeping

Mean while Cofus (or Ipad as predictive text has now named him) showed off the moustache he had taken three weeks to grom

Mean while Cofus (or Ipad as predictive text has now named him) showed off the moustache he had taken three weeks to grow

The worry began to grow. Its me next....what shall I say

The worry began to grow. Its me next….what shall I say

Bob went with what he knew best. My sister Belinda................

Bob went with what he knew best. My sister Belinda…………….

Emmerdales Eric Pollard appeared to buy some "art" at the impending auction.

Emmerdales Eric Pollard appeared to buy some “art” at the impending auction.

Bob presents the C & L with a shit picture, why you ask? Because he did.

Bob presents the C & L with a shit picture, why you ask? Because he did.

The Men of The Match and The Black Dogs down their drinks. Nathan "casual" Ricketts doesn't even take his hand from his loose change

The Men of The Match and The Black Dogs down their drinks. Nathan “casual” Ricketts doesn’t even take his hand from his loose change

Bob begins to think of the next tour to Zambia while a young farmer looks on in awe.

Bob begins to think of the next tour to Zambia while a young farmer looks on in awe.

Post auction Claire has two questions for Tim. 1 Why did you leave Wootton for this lot? 2 Why did you just pay £42 for two pictures we don't want?

Post auction Claire has two questions for Tim. 1 Why did you leave Wootton for this lot? 2 Why did you just pay £42 for two pictures we don’t want?

Mean while, no wanting to be left out, Babz makes a 50p bid for a sheet of paper.

Mean while, not wanting to be left out, Babz makes a 50p bid for a sheet of paper.

What happened next??? Well send me the photos and I will show the world!

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